| 1 | <?php
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| 2 | /**
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| 3 | * @package Hello_Dolly
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| 4 | * @author Matt Mullenweg
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| 5 | * @version 1.5.1
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| 6 | */
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| 7 | /*
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| 8 | Plugin Name: Hello Dolly
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| 9 | Plugin URI: http://wordpress.org/#
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| 10 | Description: This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from <cite>Hello, Dolly</cite> in the upper right of your admin screen on every page.
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| 11 | Author: Matt Mullenweg
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| 12 | Version: 1.5.1
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| 13 | Author URI: http://ma.tt/
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| 14 | */
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| 15 |
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| 16 | function hello_dolly_get_lyric() {
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| 17 | /** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */
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| 18 | $lyrics = "Hello, Dolly
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| 19 | Well, hello, Dolly
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| 20 | It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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| 21 | You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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| 22 | I can tell, Dolly
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| 23 | You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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| 24 | You're still goin' strong
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| 25 | We feel the room swayin'
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| 26 | While the band's playin'
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| 27 | One of your old favourite songs from way back when
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| 28 | So, take her wrap, fellas
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| 29 | Find her an empty lap, fellas
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| 30 | Dolly'll never go away again
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| 31 | Hello, Dolly
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| 32 | Well, hello, Dolly
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| 33 | It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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| 34 | You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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| 35 | I can tell, Dolly
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| 36 | You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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| 37 | You're still goin' strong
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| 38 | We feel the room swayin'
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| 39 | While the band's playin'
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| 40 | One of your old favourite songs from way back when
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| 41 | Golly, gee, fellas
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| 42 | Find her a vacant knee, fellas
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| 43 | Dolly'll never go away
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| 44 | Dolly'll never go away
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| 45 | Dolly'll never go away again";
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| 46 |
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| 47 | // Here we split it into lines
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| 48 | $lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics);
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| 49 |
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| 50 | // And then randomly choose a line
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| 51 | return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) - 1) ] );
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| 52 | }
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| 53 |
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| 54 | // This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
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| 55 | function hello_dolly() {
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| 56 | $chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric();
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| 57 | echo "<p id='dolly'>$chosen</p>";
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| 58 | }
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| 59 |
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| 60 | // Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called
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| 61 | add_action('admin_footer', 'hello_dolly');
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| 62 |
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| 63 | // We need some CSS to position the paragraph
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| 64 | function dolly_css() {
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| 65 | // This makes sure that the posinioning is also good for right-to-left languages
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| 66 | $x = ( 'rtl' == get_bloginfo( 'text_direction' ) ) ? 'left' : 'right';
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| 67 |
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| 68 | echo "
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| 69 | <style type='text/css'>
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| 70 | #dolly {
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| 71 | position: absolute;
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| 72 | top: 4.5em;
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| 73 | margin: 0;
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| 74 | padding: 0;
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| 75 | $x: 215px;
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| 76 | font-size: 11px;
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| 77 | }
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| 78 | </style>
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| 79 | ";
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| 80 | }
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| 81 |
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| 82 | add_action('admin_head', 'dolly_css');
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| 83 |
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| 84 | ?>
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